Classmates Kate Middleton and Prince William (circled here) share the same St. Andrew's Alma Mater as our resident Anglophile, Mr. Spencer Reese. Resse claims to have called the mutual attraction early on in the fabled courtship.
British planners were notified early of the risk in scheduling the Royal Wedding the same day as the Beck Cup, but citing a GMT time-zone advantage for the Royal's event, they went ahead.
Coach Whit MC Tenent hoisted the Cross of St. Andrew at the south end of the field in anticipation of the annual intra-school match. Mr. Tenent who operated both the scoreboard and the iPod party mix featuring some of Scotland's finest, stealthily shaved minutes off each half where deemed advisable by the Draconian administration.
Eighth Grade champs (last year's winners as Seventh graders) proudly hoist their colors following a 4-nill showing this morning. Coach Beck himself offered his aid to the Sevies for the truncated second half, and save a couple of collisions with the Blue Shirts, survived without pulling a hamstring. Thanks to all the lads and lassies who tolerated the shenanigans.